Sunday, November 16, 2008

Thoughts While Awaiting an Onstage Birthday Spanking at the Columbia City Cabaret

Okay, so this must be why I wore these ridiculous, fabulous, four-inch heels.

Wow, those lights are bright. It's a good thing too -- otherwise I'd be able to see all those faces out there looking at me.

The last time I got called up on a stage this way -- back in 1991, I'd guess -- I wound up doing my one and only stage dive. It's tempting, but I don't think Scott's table is really ready to catch me.

I'd do just about anything for Tamara the Trapeze Lady.

A riding crop? Really?

Ouch.

I really am 39 now.

5 comments:

trellis said...

This I should not have missed!

Lexi and Jenny said...

i'm with trellis!

Scott R said...

Don't worry, we were there for you -- with arms outstretched and mouths agape!

Anonymous said...

This post is nothing without accompanying pictures! :-)
- MissJenn

Anonymous said...

NOW you tell me, Scott... Next year for sure!